Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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