i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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