you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
A bitchslap is in order.
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