therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
