That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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