I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my shit smells like andre
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
