A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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