What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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