you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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