it's too hot outside to masturbate.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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