haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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