This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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