Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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