super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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