Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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