Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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