Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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