Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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