butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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