The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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