but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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