i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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