According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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