a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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