fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Don't EVER smell your tampon
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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