I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
