dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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