Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm at about main and main street
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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