Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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