But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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