Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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