You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So much rum. So many feels.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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