I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He kissed a someone with a penis
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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