Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Never underestimate the power of titties
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