I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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