you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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