Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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