WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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