she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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