Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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