Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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