I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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