It's Friday. Sex?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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