I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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