I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
