She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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