I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
MIDGETS
????
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
