i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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