I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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