Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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