singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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