This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The feeling are messing with the penis
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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