yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Green mimosas i think yes
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So vagazzling was a success
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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